Booze and Hot Chocolate

[walking down the nighttime sidewalk]

me: you know, i think the last time we were walking to the store after having a few pints we were out for the same thing.

andre: oh god. [laughs.]

me: we're a wreck. but, that would make a pretty funny blog post.

andre: [still laughing.] we really were though, that's the ridiculous part.

me: i know.

andre: you just couldn't make this stuff up, could you?

me: nope.