Thursday, January 31, 2008

What Would You Ask For?


BestFriend: I think Andre should make a doodle of Gus's* poop being prophetic
Me: OMG
that's genius and also totally disgusting
BestFriend: not sure if he's into scat humor
Me: for sure i like the phrase "scat humor"
BestFriend: scat prophecies?
Me: snort
fantastic


* Gus, theDog.

So, I wonder, if you could ask Andre to make you a doodle . . . what would it be?

snippets and things overheard: just now

from the kitchen he says:

but i just want to be awake
so that i can get full pleasure out of it


really. i couldn't make this stuff up.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The things I can tell you about the night . . .

My boyfriend took me out for fantastic birthday dinner at posh restaurant. We had champagne to celebrate things. But that's all I'm going to say. About it.

(!)

Gator by the Tail?

Sometimes I'm just not quite sure what comes over me. I sit at work and code and write and talk to my lovely doodlerMan on the_Instant_Messengers and think . . . you know . . . we should really go out and drink cheap beer from a can at an awful seedy restaurant. Yes, that would make a lovely evening.

So, in spite of the impending rain storm, we set out for a place neither one of us had ever been. The first step inside the joint was noxious. Filled with greasy covered tschotskies and waxed animal heads. Even before the cool canned beer swilling, we both set easy comfortable into laughter and too many elbow pokes.

Our food was inedible. Fried alligator (which we theorized later must have actually been feral cat whacked with a salty haddock) and possibly maybe the most tragic vegetarian sandwich either one of us have ever encountered. We were quite sure when the waiter asked us that we didn't need a box for the leftovers. Then we chased the sound of our laughter bouncing around downtown. All the way home.

And on the couch later, clutching our stomachs and talking and ignoring the television, I felt buzzy. I've got some kind of best-life.

This morning, I woke up to my boyfriend moaning . . . "Happy Birthday, darling." And I laughed and laughed through bedsheets and promised to never take us for alligators, again.

Off to drink more coffee and watch cartoons in my girl-pants.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Got 2 Cents?

In case anyone has anything to say--messages to leave--I've added a chatter box to the bottom of the page.

Scroll you, message-ward! If you fancy.

Yesterday

Andre spent the afternoon making robots with Imogen.

Supra.Way.More.Cooler.

[I drank wine and hoovered up the metal bits that got dropped on the carpet.]
[[I might not be a cult-blogger, but I'm an ace girlfriend.]]

Friday, January 25, 2008

My Boyfriend is unable to speak to me for most of the night

because he is distracted by making doodles about 'Fat Sex.'

uhnnuhnnoh . . . don't ask me?!

It's Okay Dear

Ahem.

I've had my regular blog since 2002.
This site has been up for one day
(and it's already generated more hits.)

Sigh.

We're RICH!

I spend my days at university teaching writing and working as an assistant editor for a digital archive. To do these things, I don't make very much money.

My boyfriend gets paid to sit around and doodle all day.

Seriously.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

For Example

on the way to the supermarket, just now, for wine and other necessary staples, we spent the entire below-zero walk laughing and trying to come up with ideas for a new project called "notes my girlfriend left me."

my suggestion wasn't received all that well:



i'll file this one under--that's why i'm no cult blogger.