BestFriend: I think Andre should make a doodle of Gus's* poop being prophetic
Me: OMG
that's genius and also totally disgusting
BestFriend: not sure if he's into scat humor
Me: for sure i like the phrase "scat humor"
BestFriend: scat prophecies?
Me: snort
fantastic
* Gus, theDog.
So, I wonder, if you could ask Andre to make you a doodle . . . what would it be?
2 comments:
me: how do you spell conveyor belt?
Girlfriend: you'll have to figure it out
(I feel a series of doodles coming on)
Girlfriend: I wonder if conveyor belt is one word?
Me: I'll ask my unreliable boyfriend
(I feel another series of doodles coming on)
Conveyor belt is *two* words. Yes.
As for me, it's more what doodles I *wouldn't* ask for. In other words, I would ask him to stop basing all his doodles on me. Me. Yes, me. I mean, I *know* I am perpetually fascinating - deep and meaningful, like a puddle - but enough, Andre. Enough, already!
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